Russell Brand wants to seduce Deepika Padukone

Threats for Ranveer Singh! Russell Brand, the British funny man wants to seduce Deepika Padukone and marry her. Russell who recently performed in India for the first time at the 2015 edition of the Comedy Central Chuckle Festival, said that he can “fall in love with” actress Deepika Padukone during his stay here.

Russell begun his jokes at the concert with his short- lived marriage to pop star Katy Perry. The lavish wedding of the couple took place in Rajasthan in 2010 but ended in a divorce 14 months later.

Started his performance with a Namaste, Russell said “I have never performed in India, unless you call my marriage as a performance… In fact, there are a lot of Bollywood films that last longer than my marriage”.

He mentioned couple of times about Bollywood in his jokes. He also expressed his desire to be like Salman and Shah Rukh Khan. Speaking about the Bollywood actresses, Russell also said that he would try to seduce Deepika.

“The person I could potentially fall in love with and marry while I am in India, Deepika Padukone. She is popular. If by the end of the night I am not arrested or censored, we are going to look and see if I can perhaps seduce Deepika Padukone.”

 “If anyone has her phone number, let me know, we can ring her in the course of the evening,” he said.

The comedian also made fun of Indian roads. “You people honk so much… as if devastation is coming. You are better when in an auditorium than on the road.”

Brand’s next act is scheduled in Bengaluru (June 27) and Mumbai (June 28).